Featherflex Fitness
Meet Coach Cass O’Wary, fitness instructor in Birds of Labor.
Coach Cass O’Wary starts every Featherflex Fitness class with the same promise: the excuses stop at the door. High kicks, determined footwork, and one uncompromising stare keep the session moving. The coach’s methods are theatrical, but the message is clear—show up, put in the work, and finish the set.
This cassowary fitness shirt mixes gym humor with a bold vintage training advertisement. A playful graphic tee for instructors, workout partners, bird fans, and anyone whose coach has ever delivered encouragement at maximum volume.
Meet the Rest of the Crew
Every workplace in Birds of Labor is fictional; the long shifts and familiar little frustrations are part of the joke. Explore Feathernest Childcare and Royal Rinse Laundry for more feathered professionals on the clock.
Product Details
Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch makes this unisex staple T-shirt comfortable for everyday wear.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Fabric disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Mockup disclaimer: Images are for illustration purposes. Actual print size, placement, and colors may vary slightly due to garment size, lighting, and screen settings.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Traceability
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
Compliance Information:
Age Restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
For product safety concerns, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:
Brett Timothy Black, 158 SW 148th Street #1086, Burien (Seattle), WA 98166, United States
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
