Talon Mall Security
Meet Officer S. Strut, security guard in Birds of Labor.
Officer S. Strut makes the rounds at Talon Mall Security with a radio, a flashlight, and an expression that discourages nonsense. Lost property, quiet corridors, and the small surprises of a long shift all belong on the patrol list. Peace of mind is the job; a dramatic silhouette is simply part of the uniform.
A secretary bird security officer gives this vintage mall-security advertisement a memorable mascot. A funny security guard shirt for patrol teams, retail workers, bird lovers, and anyone who understands that a quiet shift still takes work.
Meet the Rest of the Crew
Every workplace in Birds of Labor is fictional; the long shifts and familiar little frustrations are part of the joke. Explore Night Shift Sanitation and Hushwing Archives for more feathered professionals on the clock.
Product Details
Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch makes this unisex staple T-shirt comfortable for everyday wear.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Fabric disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Mockup disclaimer: Images are for illustration purposes. Actual print size, placement, and colors may vary slightly due to garment size, lighting, and screen settings.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Traceability
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
Compliance Information:
Age Restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
For product safety concerns, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:
Brett Timothy Black, 158 SW 148th Street #1086, Burien (Seattle), WA 98166, United States
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
