Crown & Fry – Unisex Staple T-Shirt
Crown & Fry – Unisex Staple T-Shirt
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Crown & Fry
Meet Rex Tender, fast-food worker in Birds of Labor.
Rex Tender brings royal confidence to the busiest counter at Crown & Fry. Wearing a headset and carrying the next tray, the front counter lead keeps orders, fries, and impatient customers moving through the lunch rush. Every combo gets the same treatment: fresh, fast, and delivered with a flourish.
This king vulture fast-food shirt serves restaurant humor through a colorful fictional counter-service advertisement. A retro graphic tee for food-service crews, burger lovers, and anyone who has survived a lunch rush with their sense of humor intact.
Meet the Rest of the Crew
Every workplace in Birds of Labor is fictional; the long shifts and familiar little frustrations are part of the joke. Explore Bird Brew Coffee and Skyspin Ride Operations for more feathered professionals on the clock.
Product Details
Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch makes this unisex staple T-shirt comfortable for everyday wear.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Fabric disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Mockup disclaimer: Images are for illustration purposes. Actual print size, placement, and colors may vary slightly due to garment size, lighting, and screen settings.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Traceability
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
Compliance Information:
Age Restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
For product safety concerns, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:
Brett Timothy Black, 158 SW 148th Street #1086, Burien (Seattle), WA 98166, United States
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus
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