Park & Perch Garage – Unisex Staple T-Shirt

Park & Perch Garage
Meet P. Ark, parking attendant in Birds of Labor.

At Park & Perch Garage, P. Ark has seen every creative interpretation of a parking space. The lot attendant maintains a clear exit, a tidy ticket system, and a stare that needs no translation. You can debate the rules with the machine; the shoebill is simply here to keep the garage moving.

A shoebill in a high-visibility vest gives this parking attendant T-shirt its wonderfully stern personality. Distressed vintage ad styling makes it a funny bird shirt for parking teams, commuters, and anyone with strong feelings about blocked exits.

Meet the Rest of the Crew

Every workplace in Birds of Labor is fictional; the long shifts and familiar little frustrations are part of the joke. Explore Bird Brew Coffee and Skyspin Ride Operations for more feathered professionals on the clock.

Product Details

Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right amount of stretch makes this unisex staple T-shirt comfortable for everyday wear.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Fabric disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Mockup disclaimer: Images are for illustration purposes. Actual print size, placement, and colors may vary slightly due to garment size, lighting, and screen settings.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Traceability

• Weaving—India, South Korea
• Dyeing—El Salvador, California
• Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Size guide

Compliance Information:
Age Restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Fully compliant with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
For product safety concerns, contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:
Brett Timothy Black, 158 SW 148th Street #1086, Burien (Seattle), WA 98166, United States
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus